I am a firm believer in the idea that hideous selfies make the world a better place.
“Identifying an asteroid doesn’t make it safe. Even if every asteroid in the solar system had a name and known orbit, no one could say what perturbations might send any of them hurtling toward us. We can’t forecast rock disturbances on our own surface. Put them adrift in space and what they might do is beyond guessing. Any asteroid out there that has our name on it is very likely to have no other…
…The first one wasn’t spotted until 1991, and that was after it had already gone by. Named 1991 BA, it was noticed as it sailed past us at a distance of 106,000 miles—in cosmic terms the equivalent of a bullet passing through one’s sleeve without touching the arm. Two years later, another, somewhat larger asteroid missed us by just 90,000 miles—the closest pass yet recorded. It, too, was not seen until it had passed and would have arrived without warning. According to Timothy Ferris, writing in the New Yorker, such near misses probably happen two or three times a week and go unnoticed.
An object a hundred yards across couldn’t be picked up by any Earth-based telescope until it was within just a few days of us, and that is only if a telescope happened to be trained on it, which is unlikely because even now the number of people searching for such objects is modest. The arresting analogy that is always made is that the number of people in the world who are actively searching for asteroids is fewer than the staff of a typical McDonald’s restaurant. (It is actually somewhat higher now. But not much.)”
Bill Bryson’s “A Short History of Nearly Everything”
I should probably stop now, right? I decided to draw faces on the balls, and for some reason, the faces warped into Hello Kitty and some mustachio-goatee’d man. /Shrug.
Hey guys. Just swinging my big balls around.
… And having fun testing out the different artistic tools on the Paper app, obviously.
I call these my Sailor Mercury nails. Moooon prismmmmm powerrr! 💅😄💕✨⭐🌙
I bought the most hilariously ugly sweater yesterday. I apologize to all of my friends in advance, because I’m going to wear it all the time. How could you not love the rhinestone eyes on this … uh … lion? … Leopard? Roaring animal?
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Happy Bay to Breakers 2013!!!