Sherilynn "Cheri" Macale. A domestic sweetheart and health enthusiast aIl about mental, physical, and emotional wellness. Writer, artist, closet-nerd, comedy fan, and book-loving fool. Remarkably successful despite being comically insufficient. Reflexively modest. Never uninspiring. Always prolific. Here, you'll find snippets of my very colorful life: personal fitness photos, fit meals, modeling shots, and general silliness. I give good Internet.

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  • I am a firm believer in the idea that hideous selfies make the world a better place.

    I am a firm believer in the idea that hideous selfies make the world a better place.

    • 1 day ago
    • 5 notes
    • #derp
    • #lol
    • #me
  • We’re all going to die.

    “Identifying an asteroid doesn’t make it safe. Even if every asteroid in the solar system had a name and known orbit, no one could say what perturbations might send any of them hurtling toward us. We can’t forecast rock disturbances on our own surface. Put them adrift in space and what they might do is beyond guessing. Any asteroid out there that has our name on it is very likely to have no other…

    …The first one wasn’t spotted until 1991, and that was after it had already gone by. Named 1991 BA, it was noticed as it sailed past us at a distance of 106,000 miles—in cosmic terms the equivalent of a bullet passing through one’s sleeve without touching the arm. Two years later, another, somewhat larger asteroid missed us by just 90,000 miles—the closest pass yet recorded. It, too, was not seen until it had passed and would have arrived without warning. According to Timothy Ferris, writing in the New Yorker, such near misses probably happen two or three times a week and go unnoticed.

    An object a hundred yards across couldn’t be picked up by any Earth-based telescope until it was within just a few days of us, and that is only if a telescope happened to be trained on it, which is unlikely because even now the number of people searching for such objects is modest. The arresting analogy that is always made is that the number of people in the world who are actively searching for asteroids is fewer than the staff of a typical McDonald’s restaurant. (It is actually somewhat higher now. But not much.)”

    Bill Bryson’s “A Short History of Nearly Everything”

    • 1 week ago
    • 2 notes
    • #lol
    • #science
    • #terrifying
    • #asteroids
  • “If creatures as intimately associated with us as bed mites escaped our notice until the age of color television, it’s hardly surprising that most of the rest of the small-scale world is barely known to us. Go out into a woods—any woods at all—bend down and scoop up a handful of soil, and you will be holding up to 10 billion bacteria, most of them unknown to science. Your sample will also contain perhaps a million plump yeasts, some 200,000 hairy little fungi known as molds, perhaps 10,000 protozoans (of which the most familiar is the amoeba), and assorted rotifers, flatworms, roundworms, and other microscopic creatures known collectively as cryptozoa. A large portion of these will also be unknown.”
    — Excerpt from “A Short History of Nearly Everything” by Bill Bryson
    • 2 weeks ago
    • #lol
    • #gross
    • #wash your hands
    • #science
  • I should probably stop now, right? I decided to draw faces on the balls, and for some reason, the faces warped into Hello Kitty and some mustachio-goatee’d man. /Shrug.

    I should probably stop now, right? I decided to draw faces on the balls, and for some reason, the faces warped into Hello Kitty and some mustachio-goatee’d man. /Shrug.

    • 2 weeks ago
    • 4 notes
    • #art
    • #lol
  • Hey guys. Just swinging my big balls around.… And having fun testing out the different artistic tools on the Paper app, obviously.

    Hey guys. Just swinging my big balls around.

    … And having fun testing out the different artistic tools on the Paper app, obviously.

    • 2 weeks ago
    • 5 notes
    • #art
    • #lol
  • I call these my Sailor Mercury nails. Moooon prismmmmm powerrr! 💅😄💕✨⭐🌙

    I call these my Sailor Mercury nails. Moooon prismmmmm powerrr! 💅😄💕✨⭐🌙

    • 3 weeks ago
    • 1 notes
    • #nails
    • #beauty
    • #sailor moon
    • #lol
  • I bought the most hilariously ugly sweater yesterday. I apologize to all of my friends in advance, because I’m going to wear it all the time. How could you not love the rhinestone eyes on this … uh … lion? … Leopard? Roaring animal?

    Lol with us on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/Z2WzZX

    • 3 weeks ago
    • 5 notes
    • #me
    • #lol
    • #ugly sweater
  • “I just want you to know that, as a man, if I was roaming through the wild and I saw you from afar, I’d say to myself, “I want to mate with that.” And of course, when I got closer I’d discover how awesome your personality is and how we have so many things in common, and I’d say to myself, “I also want to mate with her for these reasons as well.”
    — A hilarious dork
    • 3 weeks ago
    • 5 notes
    • #convos
    • #lol
    • 3 weeks ago
    • 4 notes
    • #lol
    • #convos
    • #texts
  • Happy Bay to Breakers 2013!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
    • 10 notes
    • #me
    • #san francisco
    • #b2b
    • #lol
    • #derp
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